There was a mountain of used tissues in my apartment this past weekend. I diagnosed myself with a post-nasal drip after examining the color of my mucus and then researching my symptoms on the internet. Yay technology!
|[This is not the mountain I am referring to...]|
The pile of Kleenex got so huge that at one point I actually got lost in it and couldn't find my way to the front door for about two days.
I had to set the whole thing on fire just to get out...
Thank you, Mucinex and Sudafed, for not only making me weird and loopy, but for also helping me fight the Master PND.