I had just gotten finished telling you about how my stepdad comes out in different, strange outfits when my brother walked into the living room like this...
How on earth did he get a hold of rugby shorts?! He doesn't even play rugby!!
I felt extremely uncomfortable while Bobby was having the time of his life flaunting around the house showing off his new favorite shorts.
"These are my new around-the-house shorts," he declared.
OVER MY DEAD BODY THEY ARE.
There are plans to burn this awful article of clothing that will be underway immediately.