My stepdad is weird.
He has different get-ups that he comes out into the living room in. Whether it be a police muscle shirt, some weird hat, or basketball shorts, a dress shirt, and a trucker hat...
...he keeps us guessing...and entertained.
No matter how "off" he is sometimes, I'll always appreciate these weird outfits and Mr. Nickie-isms deep down.
Plus, he's always my scapegoat. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Psh...you think I'm weird. Have you met my stepdad?!
Look, I can't help being this strange. Have you met my stepdad??!