Well, folks, school has definitely started because I have not blogged once since the first day of school.
Things have just been crazy lately, and I haven't been able to justify posting any entries because there is always something like homework or reading that I should be doing instead. And right now, I'm all about the schoolwork.
So does anyone remember my Accident Prone post?
Well this weekend I worked an overnight retreat with a few of my friends and I came back with an extremely attractive limp.
I was kicking a soccer ball around with the guys thinking I could handle their intensity because I apparently lost all of my brain cells since school started. Turns out I couldn't handle it, and I fell on my knee showing everyone how graceful I really am, and now I am Miss Gimpy. I've been calling the limp my swagger but no one is buying it. Probably because I'm a white girl with red hair and freckles and white girls with red hair and freckles don't have swaggers but I don't know.
My limp is really attractive. It attracts people.
So does my balloon of a left knee.
I went to sleep with this huge plastic bag full of ice that Adolfo and Jason got for me. I didn't mean to fall asleep with it on. I was simply following some rules Jason gave me to help the swelling. Anyway, it leaked all night into my sleeping bag and I woke up completely drenched in water with nothing but an empty Zip-loc to show for it.
HAH. HAH. KELLY WET THE BEEEEDDDD!!!!
Cute. *Shoots you with eye daggers.*
I'm pretty sure my knee is just aggravated, and I'll be good to go by Tuesday. You know what? Let's pray that's the case because I REALLY don't feel like limping across the quad. *seizure*
My mom would be proud though. I had my insurance card.