Can I just tell you a quick story? Okay, thank you so much.
So just now, just a second ago, I sang a line of a song that popped in my head.
"I was born to make you happy!!"
As soon as I sang it--I mean, I don't even think I was finished the line--#1 screamed at me, "FAILURE!" Simultaneously, #2 yelled, "I HATE that song!!!"
...I mean...I was just singing a song. I didn't even write the fluffin' song, for Pete's sake!!!
"I have never been so rejected," I admitted.
You wanna know what they did?
They gave each other an air five...
I have two roommates for sale. Actually, they are free. I'll give them to you for free. Just say the word. Pleaseeee just say the word!