Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Next to Normal

I'm weird. We are all aware of this.

Some of my friends could be reading this and agree without hesitation. My other friends may read this, disagree, and not even understand what would make me think such a thing.

Would you like to know why they disagree? It's because they're weird, too.

My close, close friends and I do really strange things. We say and do weird things everyday. I've become so accustomed to it that I have consequently leaked this behavior to people who don't understand this side of me.

Now, I'd like to consider myself a successfully functioning member of society. Socially capable, if you will.

So when I look at one of the guys I work with show him a "claw" and hiss at him...that's a nice blow to my self-esteem. When I look at some girl I hardly know and say, "Shwhatev, guhl. I do what I want," I pretty much want to go hide in some dark hole in a mountain far away.

It's gotten bad. I have absolutely no chance of making it if this continues to get worse.

I mean, what can I do?! My friends make me feel like this is all normal. I blame them for making me feel like I'm just a normal girl. And I don't help them either. If Cray-Cray growled at me, I'd just get in a pounce position to prepare myself for an attack. Who does that?!

I am not normal. I'm the weird lady with the cats....

So I just wanted to let you know that I'm currently looking for property in the Yukon and down in ol' Antarctica. Let me know if you know of any good real-estate agents for those areas. I'm not sure how cable and internet are in the those regions so this may be it for our relationship.

Please, don't be upset. It's better this way.


  1. Love this post, so true! We are all forever ruined to society.